Thursday, April 16, 2009

So, I was on this diet. But then I had a package of unwrapped kisses in the cupboard. Did you know that you can buy them already unwrapped? Or, I guess they just don't wrap them in the first place.

Anyway, while I was cleaning the kitchen I had them out on the counter and was popping one in my mouth whenever the kids weren't looking because I am nurturing that way. Then, I put Isaac (who is 2) down for his nap and sent Lillian (who is 5) upstairs to clean her room while I shut myself in my room looking at knitting patterns.

Eventually, Isaac woke up and as I was walking through the kitchen I thought I would grab a piece of chocolate for him but the bag was gone. I looked in the cabinet thinking I had stashed it safely away but it wasn't there. So I asked Lillian where she put my chocolate and she said she flushed it down the toilet. I laughed and said very funny but she said "No really, I did." Then she took me upstairs and showed me. She said she ate a few and then dumped the rest down the toilet and flushed them. I just couldn't stop laughing long enough to be mad at her. I still haven't figured out her reasoning but I am pretty sure it was not with my best interests at heart.

Also, if your 2 year old puts bean and bacon soup in his hair but you just lay him down for his nap anyway, when he wakes up it will look like a stylist for a hip magazine has styled his hair.


Phoebe @ Cents to Get Debt Free said...

Crack me up! Haha...I seriously wonder what her logic was when she flushed them. That is TOO funny!

Amy's Blah, Blah, Blogging said...

Good tip on the bean and bacon soup thing. LOL

That is so funny that your daughter flushed your chocolate. Although I'd have to say it might have gotten ugly over here... :)

Darlene said...

That is hilarious! I would've done the same thing because I don't like them... and what were you doing eating them anyway...

Becky said...

Great post, lol.

So she was WASTING perfectly good chocolate, lol?

You mean to tell me that after all the dollars I've spent on hair product and all this time bean and bacon soup was the trick, lol?

Funny stuff!

Deanna said...

What a funny child you have! She probably had let her ornery streak get the best of her, but it sure gave us a good laugh!! So, did the doggies like Isaacs new hair care products?